virginity

wait, wait, wait
holup, holup, HOLD UP
lemee get this straight
you're a 25 year old black gay man livin in NYC
and all you do is masturbate?

shit, i gotta pull over
before i crash this car
damn, man even my baby brother's
already gotten that far

dude you gotta loosen up
you gotta let go
be more like me, man
'cuz umm... you know

i don't see nothin' wrong...

with tappin' that ass all night long
man, you better hurry up and get yo' freak on
'cuz keepin' that shit locked up is just wrong!

i know you ain't got no disease or nothin'
so you need to be in that back seat straight bumpin'
and grindin' to the beats- all hardcore & tight
or maybe slow & sensual to some R. Kelly or Barry White

stick with us- we'll get you turned out
you know, me and & my crew
hey man, you listenin' to what i been sayin?
(yeah)
so bitch, whatchu gon' do?
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hey, i've waited this long
and it's suited me just fine
i know that it'll happen
all in good time

trust me, i'm dyin' to get down,
take a dip, & give it up
but i'm not tryin' to compromise
just to bust a good nut

i need a real man
with values, who's not just a shmuck
talkin' 'bout "hey yo, what up shun
i'm just tryin' to fuck...
n'ah mean?"

no, i don't
so take that shit somewhere else
if yo' dick's all you got to offer
i really couldn't care less

so step up those who are
chill, smart, patient with personality
'cuz after some time, it'll be you
who'll get this sweet man's
VIRGIN-I-TY